Featuring MIKE PUHALLO...... "The Tender Trap" and "Scour Pills and Roses"

 

  The art work on this web page is by Wendy Liddle; and it appears in
"
Rhymes and Damn Lies" by Mike Puhallo.

 

 

Cowboy Poetry Cartoon by Wendy Liddle.

Scour Pills and Roses

Well! So it is, once again,
that romantic time of year.
Time to tally up the vet supplies,
’cause calving time is near.
Sulpha drugs and penicillin,
Scour pills and a dozen roses.
Rubber gloves and Vaseline,
to rub on frostbit noses.
At least two dozen needles,
some iodine and suture string.
I make a list of the stuff we need
to get us through ’til spring.
So I gas up the pick-up,
off to town before everything closes,
for groceries and essential stuff,
like scour pills and a dozen roses.

Mike Puhallo
©2006


Cowboy Poetry cartoon by Wendy Liddle.
It’s been said that good intentions,
can cause a lot of grief.
We’re up against a stacked deck, boys,
at least that’s my belief.
Diamonds are for rich folks,
and chocolate makes her fat.
Valentine’s Day has become a trap,
there is no denying that!
Red roses may be the safest bet,
to show your Darlin’ that you care.
But supply and demand comes into play,
when those posies get quite rare!
The lady in the flower shop
takes your cash, and smiles real nice.
You could have bought them flowers
a week ago
for about one tenth
the price.

Mike Puhallo
©2006

 


About the author........
MIKE PUHALLO
 

                                                                                       
                                                                                           Mike Puhallo photo by Deanna Kristensen.
                                                                                                 Photo by Deanna Kristensen

                  Mike Puhallo was a partner with his younger brother, in a cattle ranch in Kamloops,  British Columbia.  Mike has just informed me that on about May 8 of this year, he will officially be out of the cattle business; but he will still be starting some colts and "hiring out to do some cowboying for neighbors" when he "ain't on the road sproutin' lies".  Mike is also an artist who sketches and paint cowboy western art, as well as an award winning cowboy poet and entertainer.  Puhallo had this to say about his art: "At night when the heifer's were calving, I'd stay up between the watches. It's a good time to paint." He is a third generation rancher and rodeo cowboy. He was on the rodeo circuit for twenty years starting at the age of sixteen. Mike and his wife, Linda, are now living on a small acreage 25 miles north of Kamloops, B.C.

      After attending his first cowboy poetry gathering in 1993, he was inspired to write his first cowboy poem titled: "B.S."  Mike's rhymes touch people  because they are genuine. This cowboy "has been there and done it all".  He now travels to western shows displaying his art and reciting his rhymes.  He has now had six of his books of poetry published by Hancock House Publishers.   Mike is teamed with cowboy poet Brian Brannon and cowboy cartoonist Wendy Liddle in - Rhymes on the Range, Can't Stop  Rhymin' On the Range, Still Rhymin' On The Range and Meadow Muffins .   He is teamed again with Liddle in "Piled Higher And Deeper" and "Rhymes And Damn Lies". 

     Mike Puhallo  is one of the most widely published cowboy poets in Canada. Mike's poems have been published in numerous magazines. This poet, humorist and rancher writes a weekly newspaper column for Canadian Cowboy Country magazine, "Mike's Meadow Muffins".  This column is also carried by several weekly newspapers in Western Canada ; and it is carried on the air on CJKC Country 103 Radio. Doris Bircham, poet and rancher, aptly described Mike's writing this way: "Mike Puhallo's range rhymes are true to the cowboy ranch culture because he lives the life. He is a deep thinking historian with a wacky sense of humor who singles out words, catches phrases in his loop and dallies his verses to a solid snubbling post. Mixed with an occasional bit of BS and a whole lot of common sense, his poetry reflects the cowboy way and shows us the trails we need to ride to keep our western culture alive and well for future generations." 

     Mike Puhallo  has been a working cowboy, a saddle bronc rider, a packer, and a horse trainer. He has lived the cowboy life he writes about.  He is an avid student of the culture and history of the Old West; and many of his poems are based on history . He was instrumental in establishing The BC Cowboy Hall of Fame, and he has served for  ten years as President of the BC Cowboy Heritage Society. ( He was just re-elected to his eleventh term.)

     He is the only cowboy poet to have had his work read into the official record at a NASA launch and in the Canadian House of Commons.  In addition to these honors, the Queens Golden Jubilee Medal was presented to him  in recognition of outstanding community service: Created by the Department of Canadian Heritage to mark the Queen's 50th year as Queen of Canada, the award is for "people, who over the past 50 years have helped shape the Canada of today, as well as younger Canadians who are actively contributing to our future.

      In 2001, Mike was voted in for the third year in a row as one of the finalists for Cowboy Poet of the Year at the prestigious Will Rogers Awards, in Fort Worth, Texas. Mike was also nominated for Best Cowboy Poetry Book and Best Cowboy Poetry Album at the 2001 awards. In 1998 Mike was nominated for Best Western Song (Cinnamon) as well as Best Cowboy Poetry Book of the Year.  Mike's book "Piled Higher and Deeper" received  the 2002 Will Rogers Medallion Award.  And he has done it again! The Academy of Western Artists has awarded the 2007 Will Rogers Medallion Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Publishing of Cowboy Poetry to Mike's new book, "Rhymes & Damn Lies", published by Hancock House Publishers; Blaine, WA , Surrey Canada.

Cover of "Piled Higher and Deeper" by Mike Puhallo. The Will Rogers Medallion Award! Cover of "Piled Higher & Deeper". The Will Rogers Medallion Award!

The Medallion Award winners

Mike Puhallo, holding his certificate,  is second from the left.This photo was taken in Fort Worth, Texas at the Will Rogers Awards Ceremony, July 9th, 2002.

            "Rhymes & Damn Lies"  is beautifully illustrated with 45 cartoon sketches. They are all by award winning cowboy cartoonist, Wendy Liddle.  She is a member of Cowboy Cartoonists International.  In addition to art, horses have also been a paramount interest of hers: She shows and trains horses. 

 For more poetry and information about Mike Puhallo,  visit  http://www.cowboypoetry.com/mp.htm

or  Mike's web site:    http://www.twilightranch.com/   

To contact him:
Phone: (250) 579-5667       Fax: (250) 579-5610
Mike Puhallo
8584 Westsyde Rd
Kamloops, BC
V2B 8S3

For orders and information
contact:  mikepuhallo@msn.com


 

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