Bugger Red
by Stan Tixier
Oh, there's tales of fame and glory,
And I'll tell you folks a story
Of a buckin' horse that had a special knack
For dislodgin' skillful riders,
Downright rough and tough rawhiders,
That assumed a set position on his back.
He was kinda' lean and wiry,
With a temper mean and fiery,
He was wild from birth, an outlaw born and bred,
But an average lookin' pony,
Light haired sorrel, sorta' roany,
He was known throughout the west as Bugger Red.
Bugger Red, the name struck terror
For the ordinary wearer
Of the high healed, high top boot with pointy toe,
And the twisters, those that knew him
Would regret the day they drew him
In a contest that they call a Rodeo.
He was fifteen hands but rangy,
Long tailed, cockleburred and mangy,
When they found him in Montana on the range,
Though a few had tried to ride him,
When the contract rider tried him
It was certain that his life was gonna' change,
'Cause he had instinctive movement
And with practice came improvement,
But at six years old he never had been fed,
He put on a couple hundred
And they scratched their head and wondered
If he'd make a saddle bronc, this Bugger Red.
Well, he got his start in Boise,
With a large-sized crowd and noisy,
And a salty rider got a big surprise,
When that red horse left him hangin'
And his pumpkin head went bangin'
As the sand came up and smacked him 'tween the eyes.
So he went from there to Baker,
Like a mover and a shaker
He dispatched a twister quicker than a flash,
Poor guy landed in a rubble,
Shoulda' never took the trouble,
'Cause he never stood a chance to with the cash.
Then in Pendleton, by golly,
When a rider took a fall, he
Said he never saw it comin', never did,
He was stickin' for a few jumps,
Suddenly he had some new lumps,
And ole Bugger showed that he would not be rid.
That performance was repeated
Many times, and undefeated
Was this buckin' horse no one could ride, instead
Every hopeful bronco buster,
All the luck that they could muster
Weren't enough to stay aboard that Bugger Red.
Bugger made his reputation
With an awesome combination
Of just brutal force along with speed unique,
He could jar you 'til you rattle
Then rotate a slippery saddle
With a most effective buckin' horse technique,
He was ornery as the devil
As he started straight and level
For a jump or two and then he'd bog his head,
With a swift and twistin' motion
Like a rowboat in the ocean,
Some poor cowboy would depart from Bugger Red.
So, for season after season,
It was obvious the reason
Bugger Red, you see, still never had been rode,
Lotsa' top hands came and tried him,
Not a one could stay astride him,
Each and every sad contestant would be throwed.
Well, his fame was quickly spreadin',
It was likely he was headin'
For a special class wherein it can be said
Ain't no buckin' horse that's tougher,
Born to make a cowboy suffer,
Than the toughest of them all, old Bugger Red.
But alas, it's truly spoken
Every record must be broken,
And the very best there is will one day fail,
One spring evening down in Reno,
And it's true for all that we know
Well, he wrote a final chapter to this tale,
There a rider drawn at random,
With some luck and skill in tandem,
Proved there's never been a horse alive or dead,
That at last could not be ridden,
Every move was to his bidin',
And he scored a winnin' ride on Bugger Red.
Oh, there's legend and there's fable,
Cowboys sit around a table
And imbibe a bit and tell each other lies,
Now and then amongst them fellers
There's authentic history tellers,
And you find your mouth drops open in surprise,
For when saddle broncs are spoken
Of, there isn't any jokin',
'Cause for every rank cayuse that's spurred and bled,
Just forget them other suckers,
When they name the greatest buckers
There's a horse that's mentioned first, it's Bugger Red.
Bugger Red, the name struck terror
For the ordinary wearer
Of the high heeled, high top boot with pointy toe,
And the twisters, those that knew him
Would regret the day they drew him
In a contest that they call a Rodeo!Stan Tixier © 1993, All rights reserved.
In the early years of rodeo, many of the bucking horses used were simply wild horses that had been captured and brought to town for the rodeo. As the sport of rodeo grew in popularity, access to quality bucking horses quickly became a concern for all rodeo producers. How do they make rodeo horses buck?
Rodeo producers and stock contractors don’t make horses buck; they utilize horses that already have an inclination to buck. . Approximately 40 percent of rodeo bucking horses are in the sport because they have continued to buck their owners and riders off. They come from the racetrack, feed lots, ranches and just about every other equine discipline. These horses are considered too dangerous for other equine activities, yet they are perfect for the events of bareback riding and saddle bronc riding. Stock contractors, the owners of rodeo livestock, continuously get phone calls from anxious owners who cannot seem to train the buck out of a horse, but want to insure the horse receives a good home. Another way bucking horses make their way into professional rodeo events is that they are bred specifically to buck.
Tthere are two types of bucking horses. The type of horse used for bareback riding varies from the type used in the saddle bronc-riding event. Bareback horses are smaller animals with a wilder bucking style while saddle bronc horses are generally larger with a more classic style of bucking that allows the rider to sit up in the saddle and get a rhythm with his feet forward from the horse’s neck and back to the cantle of the saddle. Many saddle bronc horses are draft horse crosses, these large sturdy animals have the perfect classic bucking action as well as the strength and durability that make them excellent athletes for long-term careers in the sport of rodeo.
A group watches the Red Lodge, Montana- Home of Champions Rodeo Parade from a balcony.
THE PARADE
by Stan Tixier
The District Ranger at Duchesne
And his hard workin' crew
Had been a' chasin' lots a' smoke
More than a month or two.
The forest fire season there
Had surely put a strain
On all the District personnel—
They really needed rain.So when a soakin' shower
Came through, at last, one night,
The Duchesne District workin' force
Were thinkin' how they might
Complete some other projects
And plans that they had made.
Perhaps they might participate
In next week's town parade.They said, "By gosh, let's do it!
Let's show the people how
This Multiple-Use Forest
Is workin' here and now
To meet their needs and wishes,
Show how we manage land.
Our entry in the big parade,
Let's make it really grand!"They figured, rather than a float
They'd use the pack-mule string
To carry illustrations
Of all assorted things
This Forest land produces,
Like water, grass and wood
And outdoor recreation
And wildlife, if they could.So all the pack and saddle stock
Were fit with a display,
Lashed on to Decker saddles
In every kind of way.
They tied on posts and fuelwood,
Some tall wheatgrass was dug
And hung on wavin' upright,
Sure hard to get it snug!They slung big photo-boards on one,
Depicting recreation,
And hung some water jugs on, too,
For further information.
The most unique and challenging
Of all the Decker loads
Was wildlife, and they pondered long
About what could be showed.They asked the State game warden,
An advocate/believer
In wildlife conservation, if
He'd help live-trap a Beaver
That needed movin' anyway.
And so they did, by golly,
And tied it up there, trap and all,
On their most gentle Molly.They had no time to practice much
Until that very morning.
So when they got `em all lined up
Without a lot of warning,
Mules looked at one another's loads,
They shied and started balkin',
Their cargo'd tilt and turn and shift
As soon as they were walkin'.
The crew pulled latigos up snug
And tightened up the hitches.
Old Chet set out a' leadin' 'em
From center road to ditches.
He had to keep 'em movin'
And never let 'em stand,
Lest they get tangled up and spooked
And surely out of hand.The unique equine entry then
Got lined out fairly well,
And started off down Main Street.
It wasn't hard to tell
That those old mules were shaky,
Especially when the pack
In front of 'em would wobble
Or swim from front to back.
The wheatgrass led in front of
The Molly with the trap
And nervous Beaver, swayin'
On every single lap.
As Chet led them in circles
Each time the High School band
In front of them would slow down
Or play their tunes and stand.The pack string turnin' circles
Now wide and wider spun,
Around a power-pole went most,
In fact, went all but one.
The pig-tail ropes were broken,
So Chet lost all his mules,
And they where loose and buckin'
And actin' just like fools.They scattered wood and wheatgrass
And jugs and photo-boards
Along Duchesne's main thoroughfare
And then went headin' towards
The Ranger District pasture,
But Molly, buckin' hard,
Went tearin' hell-for-leather
Right thru the mayor's yard.She ripped up the geraniums,
Destroyed the pansy bed,
And then tore down the clothesline,
A nightgown on her head.
She shook it off and stomped it,
At last she stood around.
The trap and dizzy Beaver
Were turned and hangin' down.The Beaver's nose was bloody,
His eyes were red and glazed,
His big broad tail was bent somewhat,
I guess he was amazed
That yesterday he's chompin' trees
And splashin' in a stream,
Today he's part of a a parade
And Ranger District team.When prizes were awarded
© 1993
For bands and floats and such,
The District crew had not-a-doubt
They weren't a' gettin' much.
But if there'd been a trophy
For tryin' hard to bring
Excitement to the town parade,
They'd sure have won the thing.
Stan Tixier
All rights reserved.
Stan Tixier has been writing and reciting cowboy poetry since 1991. He has authored two collections of poetry, A Good Lookin' Horse and A Better Lookin' Horse, and a novel, Green Underwear. A frequent reciter to audiences throughout the West, he has won numerous competitions at "Poetry Rodeos." He spent several years as a working cowboy in southern Colorado. He graduated from the University of Arizona with bachelor and master's degrees in Range Management. After a career with the U.S. Forest Service, and retiring in 1991 as regional forester of the In
termountain Region, he served as President of the Society for Range Management. Currently, he lives with his wife, Jan, in Eden, Utah, where they raise and train Foxtrotting Horses.
Stan Tixier has been writing and reciting cowboy poetry since 1991.His book, A Good Lookin' Horse, Cowboy Poetry and other verse," and audio tape with the same title are in their 3rd printing. A second tape, A Better Lookin' Horse, is also available. A third tape and CD, The Best Lookin' Horse, will be released soon, as will a second book, A Better Lookin' Horse, Cowboy Poetry and other verse. His novel, "Green Underwear", a story about a forest ranger, has been widely distributed (available from www.westernheritage.com or call 1-800-303-5703.)
Stan says that he has always enjoyed cowboy poetry.In his words: " S. Omar Barker was poet laureate in New Mexico when I was growing up there many years ago, and I thought he was wonderful (he was!) After I retired and had a little free time, I thought I'd try and see if I could do it and it just mushroomed from there. I went to the open mike session at the Ogden Pioneer Days Cowboy Poets gathering and was invited on the main stage the next year and the next for about 8 years straight. The "competition" in Cedar City and Kanab, produced by Sam Jackson, turned out to be some of the most fun I'd ever had. (Some folks like that sort of thing and some don't; I think it's a hoot!)."
You can read more of Stan Tixiers poems at the following web site: http://www.cowboypoetry.com/stantixier.htm
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